Thursday, August 8, 2013

b2's brain-dump-O-tha'-day for 8.8.13

Anyone who has been any a long term relationship is aware that most significant conflicts, arguments, and confrontations at home are as a direct result of improper nutrition (you are hungry) or lack of sleep (also known a the grump factor).

Based on my twenty years of marriage, and 42 years experience as a hungry grump, I would like to put for the following solution the current unrest in The Middle East:
  1. pull all the troops
  2. stop the traditional forms of aide
  3. immediately send large quantities of Melatonin and Golden Corral coupons.
Yeast rolls and a nap may not be the answer to all the worlds problems, but it sure is a good place to start.


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