and the WINNER IS.....

Ladies and gentlemen,
Boys and girls
Of all ages

Step right up
Step right up

Now hear this
Now hear this

Have I got a deal
Especially for you
Have I got a deal
For real and for true

It's a product you know
From name you can trust
Guaranteed not to
Rust, bust, or collect dust

Step right up
Step right up

Now hear this
Now hear this

b2 is my name
Snake-oil is my game

I'm come to you today
With a special announcement

I come to you today
With great news for us all

And the winner is.....

.....me...and you.

Everybody wins!

Yes,....

everybody wins,

As long as you play the game.

-b2