Being a busy squirrel
Isn't easy
Let me tell you
Your bird feeder protector
Is the least
Of my worries
Yeah
The corn cob
That spins around
Is a bitch
The dome
Over the suet
Well
That contraption
Is a bitch
But what really
Sends my
Tail hairs
Flying
What truly
Makes being me
A squirrel
A task
Is
My nutsack
When was the last time
You
Carried everything
That you
And your family
Will consume
For the next
180 some odd days
In a nutsack
The size
Of a squirrel's
Nutsack
Think about
That
For just a moment
Then
You tell
Me
If you can
Comprehend
The dilemma
That I'm in
Carrying the weight
Of this nutsack
Eva' day
Not just
Some days
Not just
Occasionally
But Eva day
It's a bitch
But
It's my bitch
Because
It's my nutsack
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