Fair too Middling: in the headlights....:
Dear diary I have so much to say.
Dear Prudence wont you come out to pla-a-hay-haay'.
Dear John I've left you for your brother Chuck.
Dear President WTF.
Dear Mom how's dad doing,..really.
Dear Dad I'll try not to get too touch feelly.
Dear son here's another check for rent.
Dear dear if he asks for more tell him to get bent.
Dear friend I can't begin to tell you, so I won't.
Dear neighbor don't get me started. Really, don't.
Dear God thank you, thank you, thank you.
Dear God why, why, why, why?
Dear God when, when, when?
Dear God no, no, no, no!
Dear God, dear God.