Showing posts with label pontification. Show all posts
Showing posts with label pontification. Show all posts

Sunday, March 27, 2016

Doggie Deja-Vu


LIKE MOST DOGS, my rescue mutts have very active sniffers. Their noses are always in the lead and their bodies follow.

The Appalachian foothills of Western North Carolina provide an ample variety of critter smells and living in a heavily wooded area gives them many different scents to track.

It makes me laugh when they really get excited about a spot, certain that they have found evidence of a wild beast, and it is just where they themselves had peed a few hours before. Unless I'm late for work, that is. Then I don't laugh so much.


HERE IS THE KICKER,...we do the same thing all the time.

Okay, so most of us don't go back and excitedly smell our toilets. But often in life we will unwittingly retrace our own steps, completely unaware that the evidence of activity we find was created by our own actions. Life can be funny that way, as long as we are not running late for work.



THE NEXT TIME YOU FIND yourself "running over the same ol' ground" either figuratively or literally, cut yourself a little slack. Your sniffer isn't quite as effective as your pooch's snozz.

-b2



Saturday, April 13, 2013

b2's Though-O-tha' Day: 4.13.13

"Long term results are highly weighted in the favor of those who strongly value the power of simply HANGING ON." - b2


Friday, April 12, 2013

b2's Thought-O-Tha' Day: 4.12.13

"For many people, simplifying their lives meant selling one of their lake (or beach) homes,...........these days simplification means renting a 1200 sq ft home with no basement, no attic, and a shed that you can actually walk into." - b2


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Thursday, April 11, 2013

b2's Thought-O-Tha' Day: 4.11.13 -

"Having a spoonful of peanut butter as soon as you wake up is a great way to kick start your metabolism with some protein................shoving a half a jar of peanut butter into a hollow chocolate bunny at midnight is a great way to improve your attitude." - b2


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Wednesday, April 10, 2013

b2's Thought-O-tha' Day: 4.10.13 -

"some say that suburbia has lost its edge in the global economy,............well, what else would you expect them to do with a degree in political science? Say something relevant?" - b2





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Tuesday, April 9, 2013

Monday, April 8, 2013

b2's Thought-O-Tha' Day: 4.8.13 -

"Count how many different types of mustard you currently have in your kitchen. Multiply it by the number of individual serving condiment packets you have floating around in your butter bin. Write that number on a 3x5 lined index card, place it in a sealed envelope, and then go clean out your fridge." - b2



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Friday, March 29, 2013

A special interview with b2, the pontificator at large........

(the following conversation took place during a rarely granted interview with the reclusive pontificator known as b2. On plastic patio chairs overlooking the Piedmont forest he calls home we listened to the almost jungle like calls of sunset birds while Donovan sang of his friend, and mentor, Mac MacLeod softly in the background. We share a cheap cigar with plastic tip while he was busy carving a birdhouse on his back porch.)

Interviewer: What ya' making there, captain?

b2: This here is a Trenholm treasure. Ever since my family was led here to the plateau of four seasons we have really enjoyed walking down the gravel road that winds from Mountain Lodge to Connemara. When our eyes are not fixed on the horizon, or scouring the woods for bear, we are usually looking on the road for Trenholm treasures. Not quite one year into our adventure we have found over 20 different items that include turnbuckles, busted padlocks, and various pieces of rusted horse tack. I like taking these little glimpses of history and assembling them into my version of country folk art.

Interviewer: On our walk earlier I could see a glimpse of Mountain Lodge through the trees. Tell me what you know about this home and the impact its proximity has had on your writings.

b2: Very early on I felt that this house played a part in how my bride and I were led here from suburban Philadelphia. When I found our cabin on the Internet a year ago we had no idea that it was right across the road from the first permanent residence in Flat Rock. Charles and Susan Baring from Charleston built the home in the style of an English country estate. As was the tradition of the day they built a private chapel on their property which later became St. John in the Wilderness, which is now my family's place of worship.

Interviewer: At what point did you receive inspiration to write you poem about this historic chapel ( St. John in the Wilderness )?

b2: Shortly after I moved this magical place I had the opportunity to tour the house (borderline illegal I might add). The week prior I had read 15 books from the local library that made mention of this family and the impact they had, and still have, on the residence of this community. It touched me in a very special way and I felt compelled to articulate the sense of awe and respect that I have gained for the early settlers and current residents of Flat Rock.

Interview: And the day after you wrote the poem.....

b2:...ah, yes. The next day during the church service a young lady stood up during the announcements. She shared that the deadline for submissions to the First Annual St. John in the Wilderness Arts Festival had been extended. I knew then why I had written the poem, and in many ways, why I had ended up in Flat Rock.

Interviewer: Pretty heavy stuff. I understand that beyond being able to share your written work, you will also have a chance to read your poem to the community.

b2: The only thing that jives me more than writing is being able to share it by reading it aloud. On April 9th, the day of my birth, I will join a much more accomplished group of performance artists so that some of the folks that inspire my musings can hear a rendition of this particular poem direct from my lips. I am truly honored and could not imagine a better birthday present. It's worth noting that Susan Baring was also a poet, and I've often wondered would it would have been like to share some tea and conversation with this very storied couple.

Interviewer: You mentioned that your road also leads to the home of another famous author who called Flat Rock his home.

b2: In 1945 Carl Sandburg moved his family to the former residence of first Secretary of the Treasury for the Confederate States of America, Christopher Memminger. Around here though, his wife was the star with her prize winning goats.

Interviewer: How do you feel about that?

b2:What? You mean being overshadowed by your wife? I don't have FEEL anything about it,... I live it. And if you ask me again 'how I feel about something' you're gonna get a nasty-gram from my very competent, yet jealous, therapist.

Interviewer: What are you working on currently?

b2: Well right now I have five long term projects but two that will be coming to fruition in the next couple of weeks. I am putting together a collection of my most inspiring prose, Find YOUR Mountaintop, uncommon poetry for everyday folks... . It is also time for me to release the final three chapters of my serial anthology, Under the Gun .

Interviewer: Now UTG, as your readers commonly call it, is a bit experimental is it not?

b2: Quite so. Every episode of UTG is written in twenty minutes, or less, with no research or preparation. I read over the previous chapter as a review of where I left off, then wail away on the keyboard incessantly until my eyes start to bleed. A quick spell check (which does not do much for my take on the English langige) and it is immediately released for public ridicule.

Interviewer: The content sounds autobiographical.

b2: It's not a journal nor is it a memoir. Having that said, you should remember the words of Mark Twain, "There is no such thing as a new idea. It is impossible. We simply take a lot of old ideas and put them into a sort of mental kaleidoscope. We give them a turn and they make new and curious combinations. We keep on turning and making new combinations indefinitely; but they are the same old pieces of colored glass that have been in use through all the ages."

Interviewer: Anything else you would like to share with your readers.

b2: Yes. A table at Jongo Java . I will take an Americano with a cinnamon stick. And oh yeah, don't forget to bring your own cup.

(have a question for the pontificator that was not addressed in this interview? Go to b2 Publishing's Facebook page and let him have it.)




'think big, act swiftly....' - b2

Wednesday, December 19, 2012

the meaning of strife.....

I embarked on a journey that took me far from my home.
Many moons I was away in search of a noble path.
Climbing rock and crossing treacherous river beds,
I continued on with blistered feet and bleeding hands.

Nothing could stop me from reaching my goal.
No one could reach me as I plodded onward into the abyss.
Days passed and my mind was lost in constant hallucinations.
Finally the destination that had called me came into view.

Just beyond a gnarly aging tree older than time,
In a dark cave lit only by the whites of my bulging eyes.
Deep in a corner sat the wisest of the wise,
Mentor, muse, guru, and saint all wrapped up into one.
Slowly his dark squinty eyes peered at me below
The ragged brim of his filthy rotting sampan.
His right cheek winced several times as he
Struggled painfully to speak his ancient truth.

I knelt before him, more to hear his faint whisper,
Than out of some pathetic attempt at respect.
He stamped his foot twice on the dusty cave floor.
Then breathed into my ear the words I was born to hear...............


"sauerkraut is your destiny......."



-b2


Friday, November 2, 2012

Gimme 10 words on..........

CONTENTMENT is........  A full wood rack, with logs still waiting to be split. -b2

Time for group participation. Comment on this post with your response to the Quandary-O-tha'-Day, using 10 words or less ( yes, I used 11. But I'm the pontificator now aren't I). Don't forget to sign your work, initials are, of course, acceptable.

Quandary-O-tha'-Day: Contentment is.............


Monday, September 10, 2012

Hang on,....and then hang on some more......

Woody Allen is credited with saying that "90%  of life is just showing up."
While much of my personal and professional success is a testimony to this axiom, I also strongly believe that there is a bit more to be said on this subject.
For how we choose to , or choose not to, react once we get 'there' can determine the heights by which we rise, and says a lot about our character.
So, despite how well equipped you feel to handle your circumstances or how heavy the weight feels upon your shoulders I recommend you consider this:
"Long term results are highly weighted in the favor of those who strongly value the power of simply HANGING ON." - b2
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Saturday, September 8, 2012

evolution of the barter system

1962:

- Hey buddy, gotta a lite?
- Sure. Can I bum a smoke?

2012:

- Excuse me, do you mind if I connect to your mobile hotspot?
- Sure. Can I get you to post links to my blog?




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